The stench of a bunch of wankers anyone?
Is anyone else sick and tired of celebrities with barely any talent thinking they can turn their hand to anything?
Paris Hilton has got to be the worst culprit of this...I mean all the girl really does is travel around the world getting pissed and shagged and spending Daddy's money.
It isn't just that I am slightly jealous, as this would be my ideal job...but also the thick bitch has also released a shit single with a semi-pornographic video and also a perfume.
Why would anybody buy a perfume which had been "created" by a star?
I suppose it is for the same reasons as people get a star's haircut or seek out an outfit that somebody wore at a premiere...to become more like them. But this doesn't work people!!!
I remember in the mid-90s and everybody decided to get a "Rachel from Friend's haircut", which essentially was just a kind of mushroomy inverted mullet. It looked stupid on anyone else but her.
Would people actually want to smell like some of the celebrities who market these perfumes?
Luckilly, unlike many people, I have never been close enough to Paris Hilton to smell her...but I can imagine she aint fresh...
posted by Class 7NC at 9:44 PM
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Still, I bet Paris Hilton and her perfume both smell fresher than Jade Goody and hers. Eww.
Oh... good word verification: riiotts
Funny, I think the Kaiser Chiefs predicted that one.
The single's not that bad, actually - nice little slab of summery pop/pap.
Then again, expectations couldn't have been any lower had they been anchored to the Titanic...
I bet she stinks. What annoyed me was the fact that the skinny bint had 4 pages dedicated to her in the Guardian magazine a couple of weeks ago.
I hate Hilton too. An area of outstanding pointlessness.
Saw that Grauniad/Weekend interview too - I read it, and they couldn't have sucked her arsehole any more than if they were Heat.
Saddest part is that she is became famous by being rich, not the other way around!
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