Tag: I am it...

I HAVE BEEN: Tagged... by a.c.t. and I tag Marrow, Goofy Ass Chick and akr
I AM: A total gobshite.
I WANT: To celebrate England winning the World Cup this Summer.
I HATE: Chavs.
I MISS: Spam fritters...they don't do them down South.
I FEAR: Mediocrity.
I HEAR: Voices in my head..*mwah hah haha*
I WONDER: How to meet an eligible chap, who isn't only after sex in London.
I REGRET: Nothing. Lifes too short.
I AM NOT: Very reliable.
I DANCE: Like Bez.
I SING: To the annoyance of my mates, incessantly.It's like I am in a musical.
I SEE: "dead People"..not really, but what a conversation opener that would be.
I CRY: When my rugby team win.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: A bitch. Just sometimes.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: A peace sign, baby.
I WRITE: Everyday for a living. Yeah my latest expose on orgies in surburbia aint gonna win the Pullitzer Prize, but, it is still writing..Kinda.
I CONFUSE: Myself. Daily.
I NEED: A bikini wax.
I SHOULD: Take life more seriously.
I START: Too many drunken political arguments.
I FINISH: Every tube of Pringles I open. Damn those things are as moreish as crack. Not that I would know of course.



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4 Comments:
hehe like the picture, looks like George Bush.
Done, and done.
Spam fritters, indeed...
As for the "I wonder" - take him across the border into Surrey, or Essex, or Middlesex, then...!
I'm sure no-one right-thinking'd complain overmuch.
I am not complaining that people want sex Akr...why that would make me bloody insane. I am merely commenting that after a series of failed "relationships" which consisted of mostly sex I long for something a little more meaningful...I am after all a girl...
why do you need to have sex outside london? its all the same no matter where you do it!
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